1. Prenatal MP3 Player
Will listening to Mozart really make your baby that much more intelligent?
2. Designer Barf Bags
REALLY I guess these could become just as common as coffee sleeves.
3. The Peekaru
Now I think my mom needs to get one of these so we can try it out, if the baby has been delivered. Please don't make it look like it was not.
4. The Hair Bib
When you want an excuse to make your child look like a astronaut. It is probably a cheap Halloween costume, just saying.
5. The Baby Hanger
Seems like just a way to put children in front of the telly. Or to forget that kids were not meant to be hung up like a coat.
6. Baby Perfume
This is not meant to replace bathing, not should it be used to opt out of changing the babies diaper. Why tamper with that fresh baby smell.
7. Baby Bathrobe
Unless your rocking this as an all day outfit, it is probably not worth getting out when a towel will work just fine.
8. Padded Baby Helmet
Your child should not feel like it lives in an insane asylum.
9. My Pee Pee Bottle
When you need to go, and don't want to waste time and stop on long trips. Or when the bathrooms all disappear that will be very frightening.
10. The Time Out Pad
When you are too busy to discipline or to create a creative discipline that will keep your children behaving well. Also will hug and kiss your child in the new version.
11. The Baby Mop
This was obviously the first prototype for the iRobot. Good to know they kept improving their model.
Too funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have to say I wouldn't mind trying out the Hair bib. My daughter is constantly putting her food in her hair or dumping her cup over her head. Of course she would probably take it off.
ReplyDeleteThe bathrobe is adorable, but I agree it is unnecessary
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Too funny! I can remember a time when I would have actually considered the baby hanger, though. You know the time in between when they're in an infant seat and when they can walk well. I would have loved to have been able to use the restroom without a baby on my lap! :)
ReplyDeleteMy sister in law would probably agree with you, the 8 month old Javey fell of their bed during one of those situations.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. ahhaha. Let's barf in the designer bags, so classy. That hair bib... yeah I really can't see a baby letting that stay on it's head!
ReplyDeleteI should have gotten a baby mop when the kids were crawling. :P